Hell Bent For Whatever
Saturday, May 14th
10pm til 3am
COVID-19 vaccination required
GET YOUR TICKET AT
LIVE FATS DIE YONGU cause Undercurrent is HE'LL BENT for a REAL GREAT TIME, BRÖTHER
This is gonna be the COOLEST party we have EVER THROWN because everyone will be WEARING MOTORCYCLES and RIDING SUNGLASSES. Or, maybe not. We cannot predict or dictate what the fuck anyone will be wearing to any of these things. But if there were EVER a night to wear your LEATHER, RUBBER, LATEX, FUCK GEAR, SEX PANTS, or HORNY FABRIC to Undercurrent, THIS IS THE TIME.
DRESS CODE ENFORCED: Everyone who attends this Undercurrent must be wearing WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. Leather? Sure. Boots? Fuck it, why not? Star Wars cosplay? Absolutely! Something that somebody else fucking told you that you had to put on? GET THE FUCK OUT. NO CLOTHING THAT ANYONE ELSE TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAD TO WEAR WILL BE ALLOWED AT THIS STRICTLY ENFORCED DRESS CODE EVENT.
Just make sure you follow ALL OF THE RULEZ exactly to the letter and don't NOT FOLLOW THE RULES, because FOLLOWING THE RULES is the COOLEST THING YOU CAN DO. You ever seen a fuckin dude on a motorcycle and thought, "Wow, that sure looks like a fuckin guy who doesn't do what he's told, and doesn't follow any rules"? No of course you fucking haven't, because you're a real cool people, and you know that COOL MOTORCYCLE GUYS always FOLLOW TRAFFIC LAWS.
Fetish gear is FUCKING EXPENSIVE so I guess maybe wear it if you have it but NO WORRIES IF NOT MY COOL BROSKI, you can just VIBE.
(Suggested donation; no one turned away for lack of funds)
Register and get your ticket at
If you forget to get your ticket in advance you can do it on your phone at the door.
It's okay. We know you're a mess.
18+ (ID required)
PROOF OF COVID-19 VACCINE REQUIRED
Undercurrent is a sex-positive event for queer people from age 18 to 40.
People over 40 must be sponsored by a younger attendee.
Previous Undercurrent attendees over 40 may come back without a sponsor.
1201 Mazant St
Google Maps thinks it's 4119 Marais St
Entrance through the gate around the corner on Marais and up the stairs in the courtyard
Soft drinks included
Clothes check available
No alcohol at this event
This is a not-for-profit party
Additional donations are appreciated and sexy!
BE A HEALTHY HO
Free condoms available
Please don't bareback unless you're on PrEP or undetectable
Get tested before and after this shit for fucksakeswe are not responsible for verifying that attendees are free of sexually transmissible infections
practice safer sex at your own risk
CONSENT IS SEXY
Take a glowstick bracelet if you don't mind being touched without asking.
Talk to anyone wearing a glowstick hanging from their neck if you feel unsafe and we'll kick whoever fucked with you out on their ass
(See illustrations below)
Keep touching your fellow Undercurrenters in our Facebook group!
Chat. Share memes. Ask the organizers if they need volunteers and have them say "nah we're fine" but really they're not fine they just all have anxiety and never know how to ask for help because their parents made them feel like they were burdens all the time. Make friends.
Also follow our social media shit
⚖️ LEGAL BULLSHIT ⚖️
UNDERCURRENT is a MEMBERS-ONLY PRIVATE EVENT and is not open to the public.
It is open only to members of Dumb Twinks United Local 42069, a radical labor union of dumb twinks banding together to demand rights for bottoms. We are legally required to tell you that this is a joke, and we are actually a social club, not a labor union of dumb twinks.
You can become a member at the door. Membership is also open to dumb bears, dumb otters, or dumbasses of any body type. Smart gays can fuck off.
Your optional donation is to recoup expenses for renting our space and running events. It is not payment for or a guarantee of sexual activity. We reserve the right to refuse entry and membership to anyone.