UNDERCURRENT
Sorry I Can't Cum Cause of My SSRIs But I Promise I'm Having Fun
Saturday, November 20th
10pm til 3am
COVID-19 vaccination or 72-hour negative test required
GET YOUR TICKET AT
TICKETS.UNDERCURRENT.WTF
Oh fuck it's been so long since we've interacted with other human beings. How do we even do this shit again?
Somehow our fucking sex dungeon is still standing after everything that's happened in the last thousand years since March 2020, and our Vyvanse finally kicked in and taught our brains how to have executive function again, so I guess we should try to have an orgy?
Come strip down to your underwear with all the other queers who finally got their late-in-life ADHD diagnosis over the pandemic!
Self-medicate your newly-worsened clinical depression with a whole bunch of strangers' bodily fluids! Did you know there's a whole fucking ton of oxytocin in cum?!
Maybe this party will finally cause your brain to produce some goddamn dopamine! Fuck it! Give it a shot! What else has worked?
$15
(Suggested donation; no one turned away for lack of funds)
Register and get your ticket at
tickets.undercurrent.wtf
If you forget to get your ticket in advance you can do it on your phone at the door.
It's okay. We know you're a mess.
18+ (ID required)
PROOF OF COVID-19 VACCINE OR 72-HOUR NEGATIVE TEST REQUIRED
All gender
Undercurrent is a sex-positive event for queer people from age 18 to 40.
People over 40 must be sponsored by a younger attendee.
Previous Undercurrent attendees over 40 may come back without a sponsor.
Community Darkroom
1201 Mazant St
New Orleans
Google Maps thinks it's 4119 Marais St
Entrance through the gate around the corner on Marais and up the stairs in the courtyard
Soft drinks included
There's places to store your clothes too
but we're too depressed to run a coat check
No alcohol at this event
This is a not-for-profit party
Additional donations are appreciated and sexy!
BE A HEALTHY HO
Free condoms available
Please don't bareback unless you're on PrEP or undetectable
Get tested before and after this shit for fucksakes
we are not responsible for verifying that attendees are free of sexually transmissible infectionspractice safer sex at your own risk
CONSENT IS SEXY
Take a glowstick bracelet if you don't mind being touched without asking.
Talk to anyone wearing a glowstick hanging from their neck if you feel unsafe and we'll kick whoever fucked with you out on their ass
(See illustrations below)
NO GLOW?
ASK FIRST.
Before you grab your fellow cute attendee's junk, ask them if they're okay with it!
Asking verbally is always safest, but if you wanna do the non-verbal thing where you reach for the dick and make eye contact, at least wait for an enthusiastic nod.
GLOW WRIST?
GO FOR IT!
On the other hand, if you see anyone wearing a glowstick on the wrist, just fuckin go to town on 'em. They're asking for it.
NO STILL MEANS NO however. People who mark themselves as a Glow Ho are inviting you to start without asking permission, but if they tell you to stop, you gotta fuckin stop.
Event Staff will be wearing glowsticks around their necks.
The neck glowstick means they're here to help you, but NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT WAY.
Look at the WRIST to determine who you can just indiscriminately play grab-ass with.
Keep touching your fellow Undercurrenters in our Facebook group!
Chat. Share memes. Ask the organizers if they need volunteers and have them say "nah we're fine" but really they're not fine they just all have anxiety and never know how to ask for help because their parents made them feel like they were burdens all the time. Make friends.
Also follow our social media shit
⚖️ LEGAL BULLSHIT ⚖️
UNDERCURRENT is a MEMBERS-ONLY PRIVATE EVENT and is not open to the public.
It is open only to members of Dumb Twinks United Local 42069, a radical labor union of dumb twinks banding together to demand rights for bottoms. We are legally required to tell you that this is a joke, and we are actually a social club, not a labor union of dumb twinks.
You can become a member at the door. Membership is also open to dumb bears, dumb otters, or dumbasses of any body type. Smart gays can fuck off.
Your optional donation is to recoup expenses for renting our space and running events. It is not payment for or a guarantee of sexual activity. We reserve the right to refuse entry and membership to anyone.
Pancakes.